Mustaschmusik del 2

Det finns många sätt att hylla mustascher, bland annat genom att skriva låtar om dem. Texten står under videosarna (vill någon böja ordet åt mig?) så ni kan sjunga med.

Redan 1864, då denna dänga skrevs av Stephen Foster, visste man att mustascher bringade lycka:


Oh! all of you poor single men,
Don't ever give up in despair,
For there's always a chance while there's life
To capture the hearts of the fair,
No matter what may be your age,
You always may cut a fine dash,
You will suit all the girls to a hair
If you've only got a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you've only got a moustache.

No matter for manners or style,
No matter for birth or for fame,
All these used to have something to do
With young ladies changing their name,
There's no reason now to despond,
Or go and do any thing rash,
For you'll do though you can't raise a cent,
If you'll only raise a moustache!
A moustache, a moustache,
If you'll only raise a moustache.

Your head may be thick as a block,
And empty as any foot-ball,
Oh! your eyes may be green as the grass
Your heart just as hard as a wall.
Yet take the advice that I give,
You'll soon gain affection and cash,
And will be all the rage with the girls,
If you'll only get a moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
If you'll only get a moustache.

I once was in sorrow and tears
Because I was jilted you know,
So right down to the river
I ran To quickly dispose of my woe,
A good friend he gave me advice
And timely prevented the splash,
Now at home I've a wife and ten heirs,
And all through a handsome moustache,
A moustache, a moustache,
And all through a handsome moustache.

Även ukuleles kan ha mustascher:


If I had a mustasch, it would be brown
And I know Id be the hit of the town.
If I had a mustash, I would be swell
It just might ruin my great sense of smell.

Mustashes are great,
Mustaches are grand.
They got me a date,
Now we always hold hands.
If you have a guy that you really like,
Grow a mustash and name it mike.

If I had a mustash, it would be red.
Itd be so big itd have its own great big bed.
If I had a mustash, it would be cool.
Id build it its own green shiny stool!

Mustashes are great,
Mustashes are grand.
They got me a date,
Now we always hold hands.
If you have a guy that you really like,
Grow a mustache and name it mike.

Mustaches look great on ukuleles
Especially the ones that you get off eBay.
Lulu has a mustache and she named it Mike.
Now we all wrote this song that goes like.

LALALALALALALALALALALALALLASTACHESTACHES TACHE!!!!!

Dear Cynthia, this is for you
And your mustaches great hairdo.

Fästingar kan också ha mustascher:


(Jag fick planka texten själv till denna så rätta gärna felen)

Mustache
Got that feeling - oh yeah
Mustache feeling in my soul
Got that feeling - cool
From my lip down to my toes

Mustache
He ain't nobody's fool - huh huh huh huh huh
He hrm mm mm mm cool

Upper lip
Slick and hip
Pointy on the ends
Making a new set of friends - huh

Just that feeling - moogimboo
Mustache feeling
Ooh that mustache kind of feeling

När du vill att någon ska skaffa en mustasch så kan du sjunga denna:


You gross me out when the sun hits your face,
and reflects off that reflective place,
A mustache is the new In thing,
Armed with a mustache you don't need any bling,
Even girls can sport the stash,
A little something for your birthday bash,
Dont forget to clean it out twice a day,
Its a great place for bacteria to play

Freud, Tom Sellek, Rollie Fingers,
Salvador Dali, Mario, Hitler,
You can choose your stash like you choose your weapon,
Stalin, Jesus, Charlie Chaplin,
I think that you should grow a mustache, I think that you should grow a mustache,
I promise you I will not laugh, because it really is a must have,

It will announce your presence when you walk in a room,
Prevent your face sweat from dripping in your food,
It attracts the females like no other,
But the only person who doesnt like it is your mother,
Youll do a double take when you look in the mirror,
Whose that fancy person looking in the mirror,
Its you... yeah, thats right its you,